It’s bittersweet, writing my final blog entry of an amazing trip from the comforts of a Jacksonville, Florida Starbucks. On one hand, I miss the bustling, wide streets of Buenos Aires, the empanadas on every corner (have I mentioned how much I love empanadas?) and the general inability to lack things to do and see….
…on the other, though, the indoor air conditioning feels pretty damn good, especially when coupled with a frozen, no whip mocha frappacino. Ordered in plain ol’ English.
Honestly, though, if I could do anything (after visiting with friends and family, of course), I would travel again. This summer vacation has been one of the most incredible experiences of my life. Ever. And while I’m mortgageless/childless and generally responsibility free, I am blessed with the ability to take to the road again. So, while this entry may be the last installment on South America for the time being, it will hopefully not be the last on my travels.
Anywhoo, as promised, here’s a bit about my final weeks in Argentina:
After about a week in BA, during which I conquered the tourism trifecta of tango, futbol, and a big bife de chorizo, I was ready to hit the road again. Namely, to Iguazu Falls. Having sufficiently recovered from a 20 hour bus ride from Santiago, and being a veritable bus veteran at this point, I was prepared to tackle the mother of all bus voyages: a 38 hour roundtripper to Iguazu Falls.
Yes, I know that sounds crazy. But when you’re A) running out of money and B) not too far away from what can truthfully be called one of the continent’s biggest attractions, you sometimes take the crazy route.
I boarded my bus around 3 pm on a Wednesday afternoon, in the semi-cama section, which consists of seats slightly more comfortable than those you’d find in coach on an airplane. Fortunately, being low season and midweek, most of the section was empty, meaning one can easily appropriate two seats. Which, of course, I did.
A few things about South American buses:
1) Whether the voyage is sold to you as “sin servicio” or “con servicio” doesn’t really matter. On every trip, you will be fed some form of a meal, whether it be a white bread jamon y queso sandwich or a full dinner spread, complete with a salad, hot entree and dessert, usually consisting of something gelatinous.
2) On every overnight trip, you will be subject to a combination of super cheesy comedies and incredibly gory action flicks. I have, over the past two months, watched the following: High School Musical, Meet the Fockers (twice), Little Fockers (apparently, Argentines are big De Niro fans), Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto (try watching beheading scenes during your bus dinner), and Bruce Willis’ Tears of the Sun (basically, 3 hours of African villages getting massacred).
On this particular trip, we watched The Tourist, which, as most reviews correctly stated, was “eh,” despite starring two of Hollywood’s hottest- Jonny Depp and Angelina Jolie. I began to drift off after it ended, when Meet the Fockers, dubbed in Spanish, was switched on. This particular film was selected from a bootleg compilation of other De Niro flicks, which displayed on the movie welcome screen, along with a blaring reggaeton number that, as far as I could tell, had nothing to do with the actor, and would loop every 20 seconds or so until a movie was turned on. It wasn’t so bothersome.
Except for the fact that it came on at midnight. After I’d fallen asleep. And wasn’t turned off for a good 10 minutes, when the bus steward finally appeared and put us out of our misery with a solid push of the “eject” button.
We arrived in Puerto Iguazu, a town basically built around falls tourism, around 9 the next morning. Exiting the bus, I was followed by a blond haired English guy, who was rather chipper given the lovely night ride. After we exchanged names (his, Cameron) and recent travel destinations, he asked where I was staying. “Timbo Posada,” I answered, “right up the road.” “Think they have room?” he asked.
They did, it turns out. Just a block from the bus station, Timbo Posada was a lovely little hostel, with a pool, patio, open air kitchen, and hammocks to boot. After checking in, Cameron and I bought some provisions from the local grocery store, and then hopped aboard a bus to the falls.
And, how were they? Well, I could wax poetic on how epic, majestic, abundant, otherworldly, and powerful they were to behold. Or, you can take a look for yourself…
I can only imagine how the first person (well, Westerner, I should say) felt when they stumbled upon these natural masterpieces. While I’ve never been to Niagara Falls, several folks I’d spoken to before arriving at Iguazu said that Argentina’s made New York’s cataratas look like a trickling spigot. So, it’s easy to see the name “Iguazu,” which comes from the language of the indigenous Guarani people, means “big.”
In any case, the Falls were breathtaking. Best of all, as a park visitor, you could take them in from several angles, based on which lookout and path you chose. Cameron and I opted first for the lower path, which allowed you to behold the falls crashing down from below…and also to get up close and personal with them, which, of course, is what we did. Sans panchos, which smarter people would have packed.
Fortunately, the weather at Iguazu was gorgeous (the best of the trip, in fact), and the sun quickly dried our clothes.
After snapping a few views from the top path….
…we called it a day and headed back to the hostel, to return early the next morning. (Two days at Iguazu, from the Argentina side, will set you back $150 pesos. A day trip is $100).
We met some other folks at the hostel while preparing dinner, which I was only too happy to cook, seeing as I hadn’t made a meal for myself in ages. Cameron and I split the pasta and wine with Ali, from Scotland, who regaled us with tales from his Argentina travels. We drank well into the night, along with Yann and Rebequinha, a couple from the UK, and agreed to meet up the next morning to go to the park.
Cameron and I were only too happy to repeat the previous day’s section, which, even the second time around, were just as extraordinary to witness. One of my favorite sections was called “Dos Hermanas,” or Two Sisters, for obvious reasons:
Cameron, being a bit more adventurous than I, decided to give the lower falls another go, sans poncho. This was the result.
After a few hours of meandering around, oohing and ahhing, we decided to break for lunch. And decided against doing it where the main picnic area was, for one main reason. Or rather, several main reasons.
Several big, furry, obnoxious reasons, which would attack anything within range that even resembled a sandwich.
These coatis, otherwise known as Brazilian aardvarks, Mexican tejón, hog-nosed coons (or, as some unlucky tourists probably call them, “Hey! Get away! Sandwich stealing assholes!”), were everywhere. Based on this fact, their novelty wears off after a minute or two, when even the most enthusiastic of Japanese tourists are likely to refrain taking their photos. Which is a good thing, because one’s hands, instead of holding a camera, are needed to shield the critters’ preying paws from one’s lunch sack. One our first day in the park, Cameron and I witnessed an unfortunate casualty of the coatis’ insatiable appetites: a Brazilian couples’ paninis, wolfed down in 10 seconds flat.
That’s why it was fun, albeit a tad sadistic, to watch the park’s janitors swat the critters off of tables and benches, and see them fly through the air with a pathetic “squeak!”
The group of us opted instead to eat lunch near an Upper Path lookout, which provided beautiful views of the falls. We were interrupted by a field trip of Argentinian students, who, in characteristic kid fashion, were more interested in the vendor hawking plates with the Falls painted on them, than in the Falls themselves.
We wrapped up lunch and made our way over to the Park’s train, which, in 20 minutes, deposited us at the trailhead to the Garganta del Diablo, which divides the Brazilian from the Argentinian side of the Falls. It is in this section that the river’s falls flow into a huge chasm, giving the appearance of a giant suction cup of water. In other words, it’s incredible to behold.
We were stoked, clearly.
Unfortunately, the chunk of path leading to the Garganta was closed, due to extremely high water levels.
Of course, nothing makes up for a bummer like a beer. We bought a few Quilmes bottles and some empanadas once back in town, and had a quick bite before I headed off to the bus station (and back to Buenos).
I arrived, exhausted, around noon the next day. Traveling, despite the lack of actual work it involves, leaves one feeling drained: the constant schlepping from place to place, getting up early for excursions, staying up late into the night with fellow travelers, booking hostels and bus tickets for future destinations, blogging, doing laundry daily in the hostel sink so as to maintain a consistent supply of clean underwear…whew.
So, I decided to stay. One week of pure vacation in Buenos Aires, obliged to do nothing but chill out, eat, meander and do whatever I damn well pleased. That involved:
-Shopping in Palermo
-Comparing the difference between a bife de chorizo (the fattier, filet mignonish cut, known as the “man’s cut”) and bife de lomo (the leaner, “women’s” cut)
- Getting a portena haircut. Not quite the fringe that many Argentine women sport across their foreheads, but a decent change for who my hairstylist used to call “She who fears the scissors.”
-Visiting La Boca and the Teatro Colon
-Visiting Tigre, north of Buenos Aires, which is located on the Parana delta and is a big weekend tourist attraction.
-Sleeping. A lot.
-Taking one last tango class.
Of course, that week ended all too soon, and I found myself in Lima by the week’s end, awaiting a flight back to Jacksonville. Where I currently find myself, in a Starbucks, dreaming of future travels…
Thanks for keeping up with me on this trip, and for all your comments and support
It has meant the world to me, as I’ve traveled the world, to know I have amazing friends and family like you.
Un abrazo,
Katie























































































